Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill
Crime - The scumbag, neo-criminal lawyers who run the People's Legislature have agreed among themselves. Simply, people who break the law and enter the U. S. illegally have special skills and early training in bending the law and truth.
The Legislature thinks criminals with such skills would make great lawyers. So let's bring on the law breakers let them into the legal "profession". Can making bank robbers and thieves lawyers be far behind?
A bill in the People's Legislature to let illegal aliens become lawyers passed its last legislative hurdle on Thursday and will be sent to Comrade Governor Jerry Brown for his signature.
The legislation was prompted by the case of an illegal alien Mexican immigrant, Sergio Garcia, who was brought to the United States as a baby, left and came back again (illegally) as a teenager. Later he graduated from a California law school.
He broke the law twice making him especially qualified to be a lawyer.
He has won the support of the State Bar of California and state Attorney General Kamala Harris in his quest to be admitted to practice law, over the objections of the U.S. Justice Department reports Breitbart News.
The bill passed the state Assembly on Thursday in the waning hours of the legislative session. It would authorize the California Supreme Court, which finalizes applications to become licensed as a lawyer in the state, to admit qualified applicants regardless of their immigration status.
"By the grace of God, I was born on this side of the border," said Democratic Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez, who introduced the bill in the Assembly. Were it not for that accident of fate, Gonzalez said, she might have been prevented from becoming a lawyer.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.